Make a new what? Must? Why? All that is to be determined during today's reading. In the meantime here is a picture of a statue of William Shakespeare. Trust me. This will be important.
And if you are curious, in another book entitled Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things, we learn that William Shakespeare was good at cursing ... in a creative sort of way. Here's a website that will allow you to create your own William Shakespeare curses. Seriously. Click here.